What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:26

Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
Thumbs down again.
No way
So they tried
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to